Bakchodi Vibhag Oversized Raglan Tee
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“Professionally Unqualified. Delusionally Confident.”
Welcome to the Delulu Department. For those who believe manifestation is a strategy, situationships are soulmates, and every minor inconvenience is part of a larger cinematic storyline. Featuring our coolest employee — a sunglasses-wearing duck cruising through life on a skateboard — this tee is made for the dreamers, overachievers, hopeless romantics, and people who refuse to let reality get in the way of a good plan. Crafted from premium cotton with a relaxed oversized fit, it's built for comfort while you confidently pursue your most unrealistic goals. • Premium oversized fit • Soft and breathable cotton fabric • High-quality graphic print • Unisex design • Perfect for college, casual wear, travel, and everyday chaos Because being realistic is overrated.
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I was not expecting to like this as much as I do. Fit is okay overall, but the length runs slightly different than I pictured. The design stands out without looking cheap. The color was a shade different from what I expected, though still good. Overall it is wearable, just not an instant repeat buy for me.
- Ira Mehta
I was not expecting to like this as much as I do. Fit was decent, just a touch roomier than I expected. Print quality is crisp and still looks clean up close. Only small gripe is I wish the neck had a bit more structure. Overall it is wearable, just not an instant repeat buy for me.
- Mira Sharma
Tried it over the weekend and had a pretty clear read on it fast. The fit did not land the way the product photos suggested. Fit was decent, just a touch roomier than I expected. The design is cool, but the overall experience felt inconsistent. I would not reorder this particular one.
- Siya Khan
Grabbed this during a late-night scroll and it turned out better than expected. Fit is okay overall, but the length runs slightly different than I pictured. The graphic looks sharp in person and not washed out. Overall it is wearable, just not an instant repeat buy for me.
- Neil Reddy
First impression was solid and it held up after a wash. The sizing felt off for me and I had to second guess the chart. Not a bad fit, just not perfect on the first try. I would not reorder this particular one.
- Aisha Arora
Wore this twice before writing this. The cut works well and does not sit awkwardly on the shoulders. Print quality is crisp and still looks clean up close. The tee feels soft but still substantial. Shipping was straightforward and nothing showed up damaged.
- Kunal Saxena