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“The plot revolves around me. Unfortunately.”
Every day starts with a little ambition, a little chaos, and approximately 47 open tabs. The Main Character Damage tee is for the people who treat life like a coming-of-age movie but somehow keep collecting emotional side quests. Featuring an overworked cat with headphones, a laptop, and a much-needed cup of coffee, this design perfectly captures the modern struggle of being the protagonist and the problem. Made from premium cotton with a relaxed oversized fit, it's designed for late-night overthinking, creative bursts, doomscrolling sessions, and pretending everything is under control. • Premium oversized fit • Soft and breathable cotton fabric • High-quality graphic print • Unisex design • Comfortable for everyday wear • Perfect for students, creatives, remote workers, and chronic overthinkers Because character development is getting expensive.
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